So who's the dictator of fonts anyway? And why can't we get an approximation of cursive on keyboards already? And by the way Qwerty keyboards are as bad as for you as Dominos Cheesy-bread. Not that you know what Qwerty keyboards are, but we'll deal with that another day.

Speaking of which, I was planning on laying out the continuing deterioration of the NYC Ethically Code of Pedestrians, but the problems are so immense and pervasive currently, it wouldn't fit in an introductoryblog( Devil I hate that word, but I'll get to that). Needless to say it's not a pressing issue for most anyway. But for me...

For now I'm going to get a few things off and expand later.

George Lucas is a hack.

Clinton and Bush senior aren’t the odd couple. They're both Masons.

Manhattan is now 88% a gated community.

The French aren't the worst tippers the English are.

The Yankees won't win a World Series anytime soon (so calm down you reactionary jackasses) but they're still a hundred times better than the Knicks. This begs the question how much better are they than the Rangers who for all intents and purposes don’t exist anymore.

The South has risen again and the main weapon is air conditioning.

NASCAR and Indy racing are ethically worse than Cock Fights. (Wasted gas)

The last three pop musical genres are urban. Will rural ever produce another?

Mix High Fructose Corn Syrup and Bovine Growth Hormone. Churn. Let sit a number of years. Serves a Nation: Unnatural bodies.

Guess that's enough for now.